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Are you nearly finished, Roy?

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Yep.

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You're taking a long time.

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It's a complicated problem.

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There are a lot of
Shabaranks in your hard drive.

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I'm sure I can crack it eventually.

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Arrgh, it's frustrating!

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Come on, work, work!

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Do you know
anything about digital cameras?

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Roy might.

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I do, as it happens. I'm an amateur
photographer, actually.

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I've just got this new one,
but it's really complicated.

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Oh. That's fixed.

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What was wrong with it?

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It wasn't turned on. Oh...

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I don't know why I got rid
of my old one,

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it was perfectly fine.

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Yeah, well, these all look good.

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What's going on with this fella?

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Look at him!

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He's pulling a mad face,
he looks completely mental!

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That's Dave, my brother.

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He's got a very serious condition.

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When I said mental there, I meant
mental in the sense of intelligent.

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You know, like
he's...he's a big reader.

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He has boss-eyedness.

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Boss-eyedness?

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He's permanently boss-eyed.

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That must be a big pain in the arse.

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It is, and the terrible thing is,

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people think there's actually
something funny about this.

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No! Who could think there's
something funny about this?

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It's a proper condition and
he...he really suffers, he really...

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Oh, hey.

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I'd just give anything
if Dave could have a normal life.

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Oh, hey, now.

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Kimberly, are you OK?

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It's just Dave.

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Oh, poor Dave.

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Hey, I've got a great idea.

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Why don't we all do something to
raise money for people like Dave?

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Yeah, we must be able to think
of something, like a fun run!

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That's a good idea.

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Or a nude calendar.

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That's maybe even a better
idea than the fun run idea!

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We could call it "The
Girls of the Seventh Floor".

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Yes! Yes! It's a very strong theme!

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Roy could be the photographer.

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I could do the photographs, because
I said I was an amateur photographer!

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Come on, let's do a brainstorm.

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I'd like to be November
if that's OK.

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Can I be April?

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Yes!

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And on October, we've got
to have a Halloween theme...

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'Boss-eyedness is something
which affects 1% of Britons.

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'It doesn't impair eyesight,

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'and yet people with boss-eye are
routinely discriminated against.

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'Just like any form
of discrimination,

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'it should be stopped.

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'But we can only
do so with your help.

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'That's right, we're looking
at you.'

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It's not funny, Jen.

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It's a very serious condition!

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I know it is, I know it is.
I'm sorry.

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This is exactly the kind

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of discrimination
that we are fighting against.

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And what do you need from me?

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I just need a little time off work.

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We're trying to raise
some money for the boss-eyed.

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Oh, who? Who is?

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Just me and some people.

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Oh, yeah? Who?

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Some people from upstairs.
You wouldn't know them.

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What are you going to do?

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Hi.

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Hi.

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Hiya.

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What are you talking about?

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Oh, nothing, I'm just talking
to Jen about a private project.

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What is it?

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It's just a...just a private
project I'm doing that's private.

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What is it?

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It's just a thing!

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It's a just big bloody pain
in the arse thing that I might do.

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Oh, you are being modest.

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It's a very kind thing you're doing,
very generous, very charitable.

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I really am impressed,
you know, good for you.

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What's he done,
persuaded all the girls on seven

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to do a nude calendar for charity?

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Bye!

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Bye, Moss!

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Oh, God, he's right.

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Oh, how the hell? No, no...

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Oh, he made it sound sleazy!

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It is sleazy.

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Oh, what kind of man would want

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to photograph a bunch of beautiful
women without any clothes on, Roy?

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The kind of man who
wants to help people, Jen!

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No, I don't like it.
I find it very offensive.

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No, it's going to be tasteful.

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No, it's not.

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You're right, it's not!

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It's going to be rude, it's going
to be sexy! All the things men like,

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and it'll make
a million quid for that charity.

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No, no, no, absolutely not.

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Why not?

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Taking your clothes off,
if it's unemployed men

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or old ladies from Yorkshire,
it's fun.

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If it's sexy women,
it's not fun - it's oppression.

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No, I will not give you
time off for this!

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Well, OK, I will do it
in my own time.

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Oh, Roy, you're behaving
like a horny teenager.

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No, you are.

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For God's sake,
try and have some dignity.

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No, I won't, I won't.

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Sit down.

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I'm not going to.

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Have an adult conversation...

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I'm going to do it. And it's for
charity,

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and there's nothing you can do about
it!

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You're embarrassing yourself!

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Roy, stop it! Come back here, Roy!
Don't be silly! Come back! Roy!

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Thank you.

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I'm really pleased
we've had this conversation.

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Thanks for seeing us.

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Any advice you want about anything,
come and see me...

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Hiya.

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Roy, thank God you're here.

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Jen's just been telling us how
the calendar would have been sexist.

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Oh, has she?

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It would be much better if we used
old ladies or unemployed men in it.

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Oh, good.

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She thinks we'll make a lot more
money because of the "aah factor".

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The "aah factor"?

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Yeah, the "aah factor".

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The thing that makes you go "aah"
when you hear about it.

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Ah, yeah, but will anyone actually
want to see old women

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or destitute men with no clothes on?

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Won't that just make people
go "aargh", rather than "aah"?

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Guys, I've got a great idea.

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Why don't we all ask
our grans to do the calendar?

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That's a great idea!

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Oh, Nadine, you
are just so full of ideas!

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But can I, hold on one second,

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what's our theme?

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Isn't our theme "Girls of the Seventh
Floor"? That was a very strong theme.

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Yes, Roy, but now the theme can be

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"Grans of the Girls
of the Seventh Floor".

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Oh, yeah...I don't want
to take photos of grannies.

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This could do very well, Roy.

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This could be tasteful, like
the one Helen Mirren did. Old ladies

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pot plants covering their bits,
you know. An erotic calendar

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the whole family could enjoy.

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Roy, you can't drop out now.

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Douglas has already
paid for the studio time.

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What? Has he?

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Yeah, he's really very
interested in this project.

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I just have to say how I'm finding
this whole thing just so moving,

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how so many men have come up
to me and shown interest and support

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for the calendar. I mean, people
really do care about the boss-eyeds.

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You can't drop out now!

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I wasn't
wrong about you, was I, Roy?

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I thought you were special.

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I am,

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I'm so special.

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I...no... I...let's do it,
let's go round up those grans!

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Thank you! Oh, thank you!

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That's OK.

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Hi.

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Hi.

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You don't have to do this. We could
just get a proper photographer.

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Oh, no, I'm happy to do it.

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How's it going?

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Not a great start, I have to say.
Of all the girls on seven, only

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nine have grans that are still alive.

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Of that nine, one is having a hip
replacement on the day of the shoot.

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One is a little senile,
and may not know what's happening.

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And the last one, the last one

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has a gangrenous arm,

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but she still wants to do it.

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So all I have to do now is hit
the streets and find six old women

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I've never met who would be happy to
take all of their clothes off

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and let me take photographs of them.

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Why are you doing this?

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Same reason I do everything, Jen -
to have sex with a lady.

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Ahh.

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What?!

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I said...do you want
to be in a nude calendar?

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Do I want a calendar?!

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No, no, no.

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Do...you...want...to do
a nude calendar for charity?

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Oh, for charity. Oh, well,
in that case, yes, I'll take it.

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How much is it?

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No, no, no, no, no.

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Do you want
to do a calendar?

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But the doctor's already
changed my catheter.

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No, no, no.

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I need you to take
all your clothes off

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and have me take
photographs of you!

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Oh, you remembered
your old mum's birthday.

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TELEPHONE RINGS

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IT.

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Jen, hi.

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I wanted you to know if this
calendar doesn't make £1 million,

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I'm holding you
personally responsible.

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What?! That's not very fair.

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I'm sad to say that the only
secure route to a knighthood

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in this sorry age is
via charity work.

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You can't do that, Mr Reynholm.
It wasn't my idea.

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Nonetheless,
the idea came from your department

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and, as head of the department,
it's your nuts on the block.

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Oh, Mr Reynholm, I...

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Don't worry, Jen.

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Just make it as sexy as hell
and watch the money poor in.

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Sexy, sexy, sexy.
Every page sexier than the last.

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Mr Reynholm...

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DIAL TONE

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Oh, grans! Grans aren't sexy.
That's not gonna make any money!

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What kind of society
are we living in?

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What? >

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Apparently, we are living in
the kind of society that sees a man

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who just wants to take
naked photos of some old ladies

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as some sort of weirdo,

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who deserves to be
chased and shouted at

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and beaten and chased!

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Did you tell them
it was for the boss-eyeds?

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Oh, I did, I did.

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I did tell them and you know what
happened? They just laughed at me.

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What?!

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They just laughed at me, Jen.

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They don't care
about the boss-eyeds!

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Wait, Roy. You know what?

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Maybe we should rethink
the theme a little bit.

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"Grans of the girls of the
seventh floor" is such a mouthful.

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Why not just bring it back to
"Girls of the seventh floor"?

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You said it was sexist!

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Oh, bleurgh. It's empowering!

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Sexist? How dare you be
so patronising.

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Oh, no! Whoa, whoa, whoa!

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And you'd enjoy it, Roy! You'd love
to take those photos, wouldn't you?

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You'd enjoy taking them, I bet you
would. You'd enjoy that a lot more!

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Do you know what I'm talking about,
eh, eh, eh, eh?!

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I don't know, Jen.

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Oh, come on!

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No, no. You know, I don't think
that Kimberly would like it.

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I don't wanna make any wrong moves
there. I cannot blow this one!

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Kimberly is the best thing that's
ever happened to me and she hasn't
really happened to me yet.

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We are not gonna make
any money with grannies.

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Well, er...

250
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I'm back!

251
00:13:50,566 --> 00:13:52,566
What, what do you mean?

252
00:13:52,566 --> 00:13:54,926
I'm back from holiday.

253
00:13:56,686 --> 00:13:57,686
You were on holiday?!

254
00:13:57,686 --> 00:13:59,966
Yes, I was on holiday.

255
00:14:01,246 --> 00:14:01,806
Oh, that's right.

256
00:14:01,806 --> 00:14:03,926
Oh, yes, yes, yes.

257
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:05,366
You didn't know I was on holiday?

258
00:14:05,366 --> 00:14:07,926
No, no, we did.
Where did you go?

259
00:14:07,926 --> 00:14:11,286
You didn't know I was on holiday!

260
00:14:11,286 --> 00:14:15,246
Oh, we did, we did.
We missed you.

261
00:14:15,246 --> 00:14:17,086
I've been gone a week!

262
00:14:17,086 --> 00:14:19,326
A week?! Wow!

263
00:14:25,886 --> 00:14:27,046
Mm...

264
00:14:27,046 --> 00:14:28,566
What?

265
00:14:28,566 --> 00:14:29,686
You know what's very in now?

266
00:14:29,686 --> 00:14:30,726
I don't.

267
00:14:30,726 --> 00:14:33,606
Geeks. You lot.

268
00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:37,486
The whole nerd thing.
Geek chic. It's very in.

269
00:14:37,486 --> 00:14:39,406
So?

270
00:14:39,406 --> 00:14:44,446
So it's a calendar that
celebrates scientific achievement.

271
00:14:44,446 --> 00:14:45,686
That's right.

272
00:14:45,686 --> 00:14:47,766
About time!

273
00:14:47,766 --> 00:14:50,606
Think of it as an opportunity
to re-enact

274
00:14:50,606 --> 00:14:53,566
all of your favourite moments
from the history of science.

275
00:14:56,366 --> 00:14:57,806
And maths?

276
00:14:57,806 --> 00:14:59,006
And maths.

277
00:14:59,006 --> 00:15:00,526
Yes!

278
00:15:01,126 --> 00:15:04,606
Oh, I'm sorry.
Excuse me. ..Yep?

279
00:15:04,606 --> 00:15:06,966
OK, are they all there? Yep.

280
00:15:06,966 --> 00:15:09,406
Yeah, so you've rounded up
all your best looking friends?

281
00:15:09,406 --> 00:15:12,046
Yep.

282
00:15:12,046 --> 00:15:15,886
OK, great, Roy, OK. Remember,
it's got to be sexy. Sexy, sexy!

283
00:15:17,766 --> 00:15:19,206
Yep.

284
00:15:21,166 --> 00:15:25,086
OK, so, if the rest of you
want to take lunch...

285
00:15:26,686 --> 00:15:28,366
..I'll do Moss first.

286
00:15:33,726 --> 00:15:35,246
Laters.

287
00:15:35,246 --> 00:15:39,006
So I'll hold up the beaker like,
"Ah! I've discovered something."

288
00:15:39,006 --> 00:15:40,366
Exactly. Yes.

289
00:15:40,366 --> 00:15:41,926
But what have I discovered?

290
00:15:41,926 --> 00:15:43,046
It doesn't matter.

291
00:15:43,046 --> 00:15:45,446
I think it does a bit, actually.

292
00:15:45,446 --> 00:15:49,646
Um...OK.
You have discovered nuclear bombs.

293
00:15:49,646 --> 00:15:51,846
In a beaker?!

294
00:15:51,846 --> 00:15:56,406
You're right, it's surprising,
so give me surprised.

295
00:15:57,686 --> 00:16:01,566
Yeah, that's it,
and it's, it's confusing.

296
00:16:03,206 --> 00:16:06,726
Yes, you're confused,
and you are afraid

297
00:16:06,726 --> 00:16:11,086
of the consequences of the discovery.
Give me fear, fear! Yeah! That's it!

298
00:16:11,086 --> 00:16:14,606
That's good. OK, nice, nice.

299
00:16:14,606 --> 00:16:19,526
And if...
if you're hot or anything, Moss,

300
00:16:19,526 --> 00:16:22,406
maybe you could undo
some buttons on your shirt.

301
00:16:23,526 --> 00:16:25,486
No, I'm all right, thanks, Roy.

302
00:16:25,486 --> 00:16:28,366
Maybe just undo your top button.

303
00:16:28,366 --> 00:16:30,126
Why?

304
00:16:31,246 --> 00:16:35,566
It's hot, it's a hot lab,
because of all the fusion.

305
00:16:35,566 --> 00:16:36,446
Fission!

306
00:16:36,446 --> 00:16:37,846
Fission, yeah.

307
00:16:40,686 --> 00:16:42,406
That's it.

308
00:16:42,406 --> 00:16:44,326
Maybe just one more button.

309
00:16:47,526 --> 00:16:50,606
OK, that's good.

310
00:16:50,606 --> 00:16:55,326
And maybe you could, er...maybe
you could get down on all fours.

311
00:16:56,886 --> 00:16:58,566
Why?

312
00:16:58,566 --> 00:17:03,206
Because you had some microscopic
nuclear things and you dropped them.

313
00:17:03,206 --> 00:17:04,886
Oh, right.

314
00:17:04,886 --> 00:17:06,126
Big klutz.

315
00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:07,646
Oh, oh, nightmare!

316
00:17:07,646 --> 00:17:09,446
Yeah, they're down there somewhere.

317
00:17:09,446 --> 00:17:11,246
Oh, it's a pain. Where are they?

318
00:17:11,246 --> 00:17:13,486
Yeah, you're getting angry.

319
00:17:13,486 --> 00:17:14,846
Oh, well, I would!

320
00:17:14,846 --> 00:17:18,166
Yes, because you can't
find them. Oh, grr!

321
00:17:18,166 --> 00:17:20,366
You growl when
you can't find stuff!

322
00:17:20,366 --> 00:17:20,926
Grrr!

323
00:17:20,926 --> 00:17:22,486
That's it!

324
00:17:22,486 --> 00:17:26,006
And there are other people in
the lab and they're being so noisy.

325
00:17:26,006 --> 00:17:27,566
OK. Shh!

326
00:17:27,566 --> 00:17:29,526
That's it.

327
00:17:29,526 --> 00:17:31,086
A bit less of...

328
00:17:31,086 --> 00:17:32,766
Yes.

329
00:17:32,766 --> 00:17:34,846
And then it occurs to you that

330
00:17:34,846 --> 00:17:38,406
maybe you put your microscopic
nuclear things in your back pocket.

331
00:17:38,406 --> 00:17:41,246
Oh, did I? Oh, no.

332
00:17:41,246 --> 00:17:43,446
Oh, that's a pain.

333
00:17:43,446 --> 00:17:47,046
Why would they be there?
And yet I've put them there.

334
00:17:47,046 --> 00:17:47,766
Oh, it's strange.

335
00:17:47,766 --> 00:17:50,566
Yeah. You're working hard,
you know, you're tired.

336
00:17:50,566 --> 00:17:52,046
Oh, well, I've been busy.

337
00:17:52,046 --> 00:17:54,126
And they're being noisy again!

338
00:17:54,126 --> 00:17:56,406
Shh, shh!

339
00:17:56,406 --> 00:17:58,446
That's good, Moss.

340
00:17:58,446 --> 00:18:00,406
Yeah... Shh!

341
00:18:00,406 --> 00:18:02,886
OK, so just give me a...

342
00:18:02,886 --> 00:18:05,926
a cheeky, sort of,
I've been a naughty boy look.

343
00:18:08,046 --> 00:18:10,446
But I've just solved
Fermat's theorem.

344
00:18:10,446 --> 00:18:14,006
Yes, but you've solved it in a way

345
00:18:14,006 --> 00:18:18,006
that the stuffed shirts of the time
would have found very naughty.

346
00:18:18,006 --> 00:18:20,926
Am I Fermat? Because...

347
00:18:20,926 --> 00:18:24,726
If I am, these clothes are wrong.

348
00:18:26,846 --> 00:18:30,806
It's, it's, you're more, you're...
you're a naughty mathematician.

349
00:18:30,806 --> 00:18:33,286
Roy, you...
you're doing it wrong.

350
00:18:33,286 --> 00:18:36,006
The lighting is all wrong.

351
00:18:36,006 --> 00:18:40,886
The pictures will be very gloomy.
This whole set-up is inadequate.

352
00:18:40,886 --> 00:18:43,246
It's a celebration.

353
00:18:43,246 --> 00:18:46,006
You've just discovered penicillin.

354
00:18:51,526 --> 00:18:53,286
But why are our tops off?

355
00:18:55,126 --> 00:18:58,046
I always take my top off when
I'm celebrating, don't you?

356
00:18:59,566 --> 00:19:01,606
Well, yes, yes, of course, yeah.

357
00:19:01,606 --> 00:19:03,206
OK...

358
00:19:03,206 --> 00:19:05,566
Cavort!

359
00:19:09,606 --> 00:19:11,326
That's it, yeah.

360
00:19:11,326 --> 00:19:13,966
Yeah! Oh!

361
00:19:15,286 --> 00:19:17,686
Thank god for
all that penicillin!

362
00:19:18,766 --> 00:19:21,206
Touch each other in
a celebratory way.

363
00:19:22,886 --> 00:19:25,726
Yeah, that's it!

364
00:19:25,726 --> 00:19:28,246
Yeah! Yes!

365
00:19:28,246 --> 00:19:30,206
That's good.

366
00:19:31,606 --> 00:19:34,046
That's it. Ruffle your hair now.

367
00:19:34,046 --> 00:19:36,806
That's good, OK, nice, nice.

368
00:19:36,806 --> 00:19:39,926
That's it. A little bit,
a bit more shoulder like that.

369
00:19:49,206 --> 00:19:52,486
You, pick him up like a wheelbarrow

370
00:19:52,486 --> 00:19:56,966
and then walk around
and then you come in this way, OK?

371
00:19:57,646 --> 00:20:00,686
(ON TV) '..any form of
discrimination should be stopped.

372
00:20:00,686 --> 00:20:03,366
'But we can only do so
with your help.

373
00:20:03,366 --> 00:20:06,446
'That's right,
we're looking at you.'

374
00:20:06,446 --> 00:20:10,766
Thank you. I just wanted
to say a few words.

375
00:20:10,766 --> 00:20:12,366
Hey, come on, we did it.

376
00:20:14,526 --> 00:20:16,486
This is exciting, isn't it?

377
00:20:16,486 --> 00:20:19,366
Reynholm Industries' first
sexy new charity calendar.

378
00:20:19,366 --> 00:20:21,966
Come on, Goofy, we want
to see the calendar.

379
00:20:21,966 --> 00:20:24,486
I can't wait.

380
00:20:24,486 --> 00:20:29,486
I hereby announce that speech over
and the calendar ready to go.

381
00:20:29,486 --> 00:20:31,046
< (ALL) Yeah!

382
00:20:31,046 --> 00:20:35,046
I think I speak for all men when I
say I can't wait to get that box open

383
00:20:35,046 --> 00:20:38,446
and feast my eyes upon
its sexy contents! Oh, yeah!

384
00:20:46,766 --> 00:20:49,966
Whoa! Someone's played
an awful prank!

385
00:20:49,966 --> 00:20:53,046
There's nothing here but
gloomy pictures of morons.

386
00:20:53,046 --> 00:20:57,406
No, not morons - geeks. They're
sexy now. You know, geek chic.

387
00:20:57,406 --> 00:20:59,206
Geek chic?!

388
00:20:59,206 --> 00:21:01,406
I wanna tear my eyes out!

389
00:21:01,406 --> 00:21:03,846
This is horrible. Horrible!

390
00:21:05,086 --> 00:21:06,766
This is your fault.

391
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,726
It was Roy's idea.

392
00:21:10,326 --> 00:21:13,686
You idiot! I wouldn't buy this
and it's in aid of me!

393
00:21:13,686 --> 00:21:14,686
I didn't do it.

394
00:21:14,686 --> 00:21:16,086
I'm talking to her!

395
00:21:16,086 --> 00:21:18,806
It's hard to tell
with your mad eyes.

396
00:21:18,806 --> 00:21:20,326
Sorry we're late.

397
00:21:20,326 --> 00:21:22,286
Here are the calendars, brilliant!

398
00:21:22,286 --> 00:21:24,806
Oh, great, we're on a calendar!

399
00:21:24,806 --> 00:21:26,766
Box fresh.

400
00:21:30,566 --> 00:21:34,206
There goes the entire
audience for our calendar...

401
00:21:35,846 --> 00:21:37,806
..and they got it for free!

402
00:21:44,126 --> 00:21:46,926
Roy, I don't care
that no-one liked the calendar.

403
00:21:46,926 --> 00:21:50,966
That was the nicest thing
that anyone's ever done for me.

404
00:21:50,966 --> 00:21:52,406
Really?

405
00:21:52,406 --> 00:21:53,886
Really.

406
00:22:00,526 --> 00:22:03,166
'The doctor's already
changed my catheter.'

407
00:22:04,886 --> 00:22:07,366
Roy, what's wrong?

408
00:22:07,366 --> 00:22:11,246
Oh, nothing. Er, no, I'm...

409
00:22:11,246 --> 00:22:14,726
Don't let me stop
the kissing! Let's...

410
00:22:16,166 --> 00:22:18,006
'Shh.'

411
00:22:21,286 --> 00:22:23,886
Roy, are you OK?

412
00:22:23,886 --> 00:22:26,606
Mm-hm, I'm just tired.

413
00:22:26,606 --> 00:22:28,526
Lips. Oh...

414
00:22:31,966 --> 00:22:34,006
'Cavort!'

415
00:22:34,006 --> 00:22:35,206
'You're doing it wrong.

416
00:22:35,206 --> 00:22:37,246
Cavort! You're doing it wrong.'

417
00:22:37,246 --> 00:22:40,046
'The doctor's already
changed my catheter.'

418
00:22:40,046 --> 00:22:41,766
'Cavort!'

419
00:22:49,646 --> 00:22:51,126
Agh!

420
00:22:51,126 --> 00:22:53,486
Roy, what is it?

421
00:22:53,486 --> 00:22:55,446
Kimberly...

422
00:22:56,886 --> 00:22:58,646
..it's not gonna work out.

423
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